001: Best Friends

001: Best Friends

Allison and Pasqualo banter with each other during gym class.

Characters: Allison Schwartz, Pasqualo Trianglini

Places: Middle School

Date: April 2, 2013

Transcript
Pasqualo Trianglini YOU KNOW, ALLY. I COMPLETELY FORGET WHO LENNY DYKSTRA IS, BUT I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE YOU LOOK LIKE HIM.

Allison Schwartz PASQUALO, ARE YOU TRYING TO ROUNDABOUTLY CALL ME "DYKE" FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME TODAY? SUCK MY BIRD BEAK MOUTH, BITCH.

Pasqualo Trianglini IN YOUR DREAMS!! AHAHAHA I BET YOU DREAM ABOUT THAT ALL DAY LONG AND THEN AGAIN WHEN YOU SLEEP!!

Allison Schwartz I BET I DO, TOO, DICKBRAIN! JUST KIDDING. BUT NOT ABOUT THE DICKBRAIN PART.

Pasqualo Trianglini OH WAIT I FORGOT. I'M DEPRESSED. I'VE BEEN DEPRESSED FOR MONTHS.

Allison Schwartz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Trivia

 * Lenny Dykstra is a former Major League Baseball center fielder. He does not resemble Allsion.